"Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." - Will Rogers

"I don't know what humor is." - Will Rogers

"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries." - Will Rogers

"A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched." - Will Rogers

"Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects." - Will Rogers

"I'm not a member of any organized party, I'm a Democrat." - Will Rogers

"We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." - Will Rogers

"There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us, and that's selfishness." - Will Rogers

"If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics." - Will Rogers

"The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor." - Will Rogers

"The more you read about politics, the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other." - Will Rogers

"All I know is what I see in the papers." - Will Rogers

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