"The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams." - Evan Esar

"Cars come in three dimensions: height, width and debt." - Evan Esar

"The most exasperating car trouble is when the engine won't start and the payments won't stop." - Evan Esar

"Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family." - Evan Esar

"If you give some men an inch, they'll park a foreign sports car in it." - Evan Esar

"Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one." - Evan Esar

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