"Work is the province of cattle." - Dorothy Parker

"The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed"." - Dorothy Parker

"Women and elephants never forget." - Dorothy Parker

"They sicken of calm, who know the storm." - Dorothy Parker

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires." - Dorothy Parker

"Poisons pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live." - Dorothy Parker

"Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship." - Dorothy Parker

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." - Dorothy Parker

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses." - Dorothy Parker

"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." - Dorothy Parker

"Scratch a lover, and find a foe." - Dorothy Parker

"Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing." - Dorothy Parker

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